stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post
hey....
Submitted by alice on Sun, 2006-12-31 12:53. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postwhich stereotype am i? hey. both my mom and grandmother were diner waitresses. well, actually my mom was a pancake house waitress, which is probably a step down from a diner waitress. my grandmother waitressed mickey's diner in berwick for thirty-seven years, flirting with coach curry and giving all her dough except for a small allowance for bingo on saturday nights to my grandfather. she used to bring me home banana creme pies.
| Diner Waitress You Are What You Are |
| Ooh, we've made some bad choices in life, haven't we? |
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| Link: The Horrifying Stereotype Test written by RelaxLove on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
wow...i'm a jerk
Submitted by alice on Fri, 2006-12-01 23:27. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post| Brute You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant. |
| You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. Try to stay off of buildings. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
since i've been taking life WAY too seriously lately
Submitted by alice on Wed, 2006-11-22 12:55. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post| Indie Band Congratulations! You scored 80%! |
| You're starting to gather a small following of pop culture nerds. Scour the internet for Vanilla Ice's lost second hit "Ninja Rap" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The One Hit Wonder Test written by dannolan4 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
what the hell? i wanted to be hasshelhoff german progger extraordinaire
Submitted by alice on Sun, 2006-01-15 16:45. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postvia lauren
YnR Soap Star Hasselhoff![]() You are Hasselhoff, the Y&R Soap Star. Melodramatic yet somehow, curiously, beautiful and wonderful. Without you, the world would not know the awe and wonder of the Hoff. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
yet another categorizing, essentialist sex test
Submitted by alice on Fri, 2005-12-09 22:37. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postwow. i'm androgynous. meaning my gyn is andro. like the matrix. and keanu reeves.
| Androgynous You scored 80 masculinity and 50 femininity! |
| You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
when will you croak? (um...hopefully, not from bowel toughness)...
Submitted by alice on Sun, 2005-11-27 15:09. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postThe Death Test | www.okcupid.com/death |
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| June 2055 at age 81 |
- probable cause -

| YOU DIE: | 81.2 years |

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
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i am really avoiding editing this paper....
Submitted by alice on Sun, 2005-11-20 12:25. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post| Very Well-Rounded 62% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 62% EMOTIONAL INTUITION | ||||
Try my other test! The 3 Variable Funny Test It rules. | ||||
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
i thought FER SURE (in my best floyd impersonation) that i was going to get oscar...
Submitted by alice on Sun, 2005-11-20 12:15. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post| Cookie Monster You scored 33% Organization, 60% abstract, and 47% extroverted! |
| This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are more sloppy, both concrete and abstract, and about equally introverted and extroverted. Here is why are you Cookie Monster. You are both sloppy. You might not always know where everything you need is. Perhaps you don't even care. Hopefully you don't shovel food into your mouth at least. The other possible characters are If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win! |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
which absurd cat are YOU?
Submitted by alice on Tue, 2005-11-08 18:14. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent post![]() | You scored as Drunk Cat. Put down the bottle, Cheech. Sign up for some AA classes and drink a glass of water. Bars are ok once in a while, but you shouldn't be sleeping at them.
Which Absurd Cat are you? created with QuizFarm.com |
what kind of postmodernist are you?
Submitted by alice on Mon, 2005-11-07 11:44. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postvia banke$ - the uberpostmodernist
um...and that's "scabies"

You are a Grassroots Activist. Anti-capitalist,
anti-patrist, anti-authoritarian, whatever,
you're just fuckin' anti. You probably tell
people you hate postmodernism, but that
assertion elides the complex interdependencies
among academic poststructuralism and
street-level activism. You don't bathe
regularly, and know at least one person who has
scabbies.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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who the hell is 'rick gervais'?
Submitted by alice on Fri, 2005-07-29 13:02. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postvia lauren
| the Wit |
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating |
what's your blogging personality?
Submitted by alice on Wed, 2005-07-20 02:33. stupid quizzes in lieu of a decent postvia dr.b.
| Your Blogging Type is Confident and Insightful |
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